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I Love Love Love Polygamy

$22.00 $18.95
Nothing says you know how to live the principle like a three hearted polygamist shirt. For those so inclined, we suggest you take a magic marker and scrawl the names of your beloveds into the hearts provided. In the case that you have more hearts than partners, a simple "to be determined" or "TBD" usually suffices.
Maps, They Don't Love You Like I Love You
Zach Attack
Vegetarian Once Removed
Effing College
So-Cal Recovery Center
Soundboard Hero
Rogue Helicopter Pilot
GTL
Haitian Sunrise ($10 goes to the Red Cross' Haiti Relief Effort)
Free Hugs
I DOT Tokyo
4th Dimensional Space
It's Time for Daddy to Make Some Funny
USSA
Bel-Air
Curling Takes Stones
Kill Phil
The Most Dramatic Shirt in Bachelor History
A Shirt About Nothing
Erntedankfest
Jews - Make it Happen
Online Predator
Everywhere, Like, Such As
You Complete Me
The Formula for Real Power
Zzzzzzzzz...
Shalom
Marriage, the #1 Cause of Divorce
Abe Lincoln
Can You Hear Me Now?
Whatever Happens, Happens
Here Comes Treble - Class of '96
Also Available in Sober
Drop Anchor
Missing Poster
Pothead
My Life is a Long Complicated Drinking Game
Quick Rising
Rock Out
Schmuck
Sweatshops, Another Day, Another Dollar
The Quick Brown Fox
Viking Cat
Wish You Were Beer
Marijuana My Anti-drug
Love is Greater Than Money
Keg Stand Tee Shirt
Keep Healthcare for the Rich
Infinity MPG
In Wyoming, No One Can Hear You Scream
I'm Jewish, Wanna Check
I'm Donating My Body to Science Fiction
I Recycle Boys
I (heart) Accuracy
Hellifiknow
Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People
Department of Redundancy Department
Come to Philly for the Crack
Censorship
Ceiling Cat is Watching
Cat Nip is a Gateway Drug
Big Mistake
100% Kosher Beefcake
Wish You Were Queer
The term polygamy (a Greek word meaning "the practice of multiple marriage") is used in related ways in social anthropology, sociobiology, sociology, as well as in popular speech. Polygamy can be defined as any "form of marriage in which a person [has] more than one spouse."