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Marriage, the #1 Cause of Divorce

$18.95
Listen, kids. If you don't want a divorce, don't get married. But that means that you boys are gonna have to keep it in your pants. Sorry, them's the rules.

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Divorce or dissolution of marriage is the final termination of a marriage, canceling the legal duties and responsibilities of marriage and dissolving the bonds of matrimony between two persons. In most countries, divorce requires the sanction of a judge or other authority in a legal process. In western countries, a divorce does not declare a marriage null and void, as in an annulment, but divorce cancels the marital status of the parties. Where monogamy is law, this allows each to marry another. Where polygyny is legal, this allows the woman to marry another.