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Keg Stand Tee Shirt

$22.00 $18.95
Rarely are adults *AHEM* upside down in public while not doing a keg stand. This designer gear solves that profound problem of 1. knowing what to wear when you intend to do a keg stand and 2. having the words on your shirt remain readable while performing said stand.
Maps, They Don't Love You Like I Love You
Zach Attack
Vegetarian Once Removed
Effing College
So-Cal Recovery Center
Soundboard Hero
Rogue Helicopter Pilot
GTL
Haitian Sunrise ($10 goes to the Red Cross' Haiti Relief Effort)
Free Hugs
I DOT Tokyo
4th Dimensional Space
It's Time for Daddy to Make Some Funny
USSA
Bel-Air
Curling Takes Stones
Kill Phil
The Most Dramatic Shirt in Bachelor History
A Shirt About Nothing
Erntedankfest
Jews - Make it Happen
Online Predator
Everywhere, Like, Such As
You Complete Me
The Formula for Real Power
Zzzzzzzzz...
Shalom
Marriage, the #1 Cause of Divorce
Abe Lincoln
Can You Hear Me Now?
Whatever Happens, Happens
Here Comes Treble - Class of '96
Also Available in Sober
Drop Anchor
Missing Poster
Pothead
My Life is a Long Complicated Drinking Game
Quick Rising
Rock Out
Schmuck
Sweatshops, Another Day, Another Dollar
The Quick Brown Fox
Viking Cat
Wish You Were Beer
Marijuana My Anti-drug
Love is Greater Than Money
Keep Healthcare for the Rich
Infinity MPG
In Wyoming, No One Can Hear You Scream
I'm Jewish, Wanna Check
I'm Donating My Body to Science Fiction
I Recycle Boys
I Love Love Love Polygamy
I (heart) Accuracy
Hellifiknow
Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People
Department of Redundancy Department
Come to Philly for the Crack
Censorship
Ceiling Cat is Watching
Cat Nip is a Gateway Drug
Big Mistake
100% Kosher Beefcake
Wish You Were Queer
Keg stand is a popular drinking ritual performed using a beer keg. Its most common form involves the drinking participant grabbing onto the keg's handles as he or she is hoisted into the air by others, to the effect of doing a handstand while chugging directly from the keg. A keg stand can be performed competitively (in a case of multiple kegs), or simply for noncompetitive enjoyment. Keg stands are popular among college students. An American college student interviewed by Time Magazine defined a keg stand by stating, "Two friends suspend you by your ankles over a keg, and you guzzle as much cheap beer as quickly as you can."