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Hellifiknow

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It's not like most of us will ever actually get an opportunity to cross an elephant with a rhinoceros. It could be a disaster. Depending on how you do it, it may end up eating twice as much and having no where to poop. (see shirt for illustration of this problem) also, no one ever really figured out what you're supposed to call this beast.
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Vegetarian Once Removed
Effing College
So-Cal Recovery Center
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Rogue Helicopter Pilot
GTL
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Free Hugs
I DOT Tokyo
4th Dimensional Space
It's Time for Daddy to Make Some Funny
USSA
Bel-Air
Curling Takes Stones
Kill Phil
The Most Dramatic Shirt in Bachelor History
A Shirt About Nothing
Erntedankfest
Jews - Make it Happen
Online Predator
Everywhere, Like, Such As
You Complete Me
The Formula for Real Power
Zzzzzzzzz...
Shalom
Marriage, the #1 Cause of Divorce
Abe Lincoln
Can You Hear Me Now?
Whatever Happens, Happens
Here Comes Treble - Class of '96
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Missing Poster
Pothead
My Life is a Long Complicated Drinking Game
Quick Rising
Rock Out
Schmuck
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The Quick Brown Fox
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Wish You Were Beer
Marijuana My Anti-drug
Love is Greater Than Money
Keg Stand Tee Shirt
Keep Healthcare for the Rich
Infinity MPG
In Wyoming, No One Can Hear You Scream
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I'm Donating My Body to Science Fiction
I Recycle Boys
I Love Love Love Polygamy
I (heart) Accuracy
Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People
Department of Redundancy Department
Come to Philly for the Crack
Censorship
Ceiling Cat is Watching
Cat Nip is a Gateway Drug
Big Mistake
100% Kosher Beefcake
Wish You Were Queer
Elephants are large land mammals in two genera of the family Elephantidae: Elephas and Loxodonta. Three species of elephant are living today: the African Bush Elephant, the African Forest Elephant and the Asian Elephant (also known as the Indian Elephant). All other species and genera of Elephantidae are extinct, some since the last ice age: dwarf forms of mammoths may have survived as late as 2,000 BC.[1] Elephants and other Elephantidae were once classified with other thick-skinned animals in a now invalid order, Pachydermata.