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Come to Philly for the Crack

$22.00 $18.95
Come for the crack, leave with a hit of brotherly love and a cheesesteak fix. While you're at it, light up some old-fashioned American pride.
Maps, They Don't Love You Like I Love You
Zach Attack
Vegetarian Once Removed
Effing College
So-Cal Recovery Center
Soundboard Hero
Rogue Helicopter Pilot
GTL
Haitian Sunrise ($10 goes to the Red Cross' Haiti Relief Effort)
Free Hugs
I DOT Tokyo
4th Dimensional Space
It's Time for Daddy to Make Some Funny
USSA
Bel-Air
Curling Takes Stones
Kill Phil
The Most Dramatic Shirt in Bachelor History
A Shirt About Nothing
Erntedankfest
Jews - Make it Happen
Online Predator
Everywhere, Like, Such As
You Complete Me
The Formula for Real Power
Zzzzzzzzz...
Shalom
Marriage, the #1 Cause of Divorce
Abe Lincoln
Can You Hear Me Now?
Whatever Happens, Happens
Here Comes Treble - Class of '96
Also Available in Sober
Drop Anchor
Missing Poster
Pothead
My Life is a Long Complicated Drinking Game
Quick Rising
Rock Out
Schmuck
Sweatshops, Another Day, Another Dollar
The Quick Brown Fox
Viking Cat
Wish You Were Beer
Marijuana My Anti-drug
Love is Greater Than Money
Keg Stand Tee Shirt
Keep Healthcare for the Rich
Infinity MPG
In Wyoming, No One Can Hear You Scream
I'm Jewish, Wanna Check
I'm Donating My Body to Science Fiction
I Recycle Boys
I Love Love Love Polygamy
I (heart) Accuracy
Hellifiknow
Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People
Department of Redundancy Department
Censorship
Ceiling Cat is Watching
Cat Nip is a Gateway Drug
Big Mistake
100% Kosher Beefcake
Wish You Were Queer
The Liberty Bell was ordered in 1751 by the Pennsylvania Provincial Assembly for use in the Pennsylvania State House (now known as Independence Hall) in Philadelphia. It was cast by the Whitechapel Bell Foundry in London and delivered to Philadelphia in late August/early September 1752 via the ship Hibernia. It cost �£100, weighed 2,080 lbs, is twelve feet in the lip circumference, and three feet from the lip to the top. The following March, the bell was hung from temporary scaffolding in the square outside the State House. To the dismay of onlookers, the bell cracked during testing. Isaac Norris, speaker of the Pennsylvania Assembly, wrote, "I had the mortification to hear that it was cracked by a stroke of the clapper without any other violence as it was hung up to try the sound."